"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

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kenzby:

college kids going home for break

kenzby:

college kids going home for break

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*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

im crying one direction got some nerve committing a sin as bad as making zayn morph into louis when its good friday jesus didnt die for that

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